Strain Review: Gary Satan
by Sixty Six Sins – 3.5g Bag
With a name like Gary Satan, you already know this one isn’t pulling punches. Coming in from Sixty Six Sins, this 3.5g pack is loud in both name and presence. The branding is bold, the bud is darker and danker, and the experience? Let’s just say it lives up to its devilish title.
Bag Appeal & First Sniff
The moment you crack the seal, you’re hit with that unmistakable nose: gas, funk, and a bit of something earthy-sweet tucked underneath. The buds are dense, dark, and crystal-heavy, leaning into that purple-tinged, almost gothic look that connoisseurs chase. Toss in the included humidity pack and it’s clear this producer knows how to treat their flower right.
What’s on the Label
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THC: 27.2%
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CBD: <1%
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Total Terpenes: 3.58%
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Format: 3.5g Whole Flower
Solid numbers all around. THC lands high enough to satisfy experienced users, and the terpene load gives you that layered flavor and effect profile cannabis nerds appreciate.
How It Feels
This is an indica that doesn’t just sit you down—it holds you there. Expect a slow-building, heavy-handed high that starts in the head and slides all the way down to your limbs. It’s introspective, couch-friendly, and best enjoyed when you’ve got nowhere to be.
Whether you’re vibing with music, watching something weird, or just sinking into the void with snacks in reach, Gary Satan delivers the kind of ride that lets you zone out and stay there.
Final Word
Gary Satan isn’t for the faint of heart—or lightweights. This one’s got attitude, depth, and a solid hit of sedation. It’s a great choice for winding down the day or just zoning out hard with something immersive. Not your everyday puff… but absolutely worth a place in your stash when you’re chasing that rich, gas-forward nightcap.
Add-On:
I picked this up again. It was 1 giant bud. 3.56 g.
