Strain Review:

Liquid Imagination

by Back Forty – 28g Ounce Bag

Back Forty comes in swinging with Liquid Imagination, a hybrid that leans into the creative side of cannabis with a name that feels just as dreamy as the high. With genetics from Blue Zkittlz x Jet Fuel Gelato, this one is bred for flavor, punch, and a bit of floaty brain-fog magic.

Bag Appeal & Aroma

This full ounce comes in a resealable bag that holds a serious stash of tight, light green buds. The nose especially once busted up is gassy and sweet right away, backed by some herbaceous notes that give it that classic gelato-style balance. The humidity pack inside does a great job of keeping the cure on point, especially for a big-format buy.

Label Breakdown

• THC: 30.1%

• CBD: < 0.06%

• Lineage: Blue Zkittlz x Jet Fuel Gelato

• Aroma: Sour, gassy, herbaceous

• Format: 28g whole flower

With over 30% THC and a terp-rich profile, this one’s clearly not built for beginners. It’s got that heady hybrid buzz that starts off energetic and can easily tip into couch-lock if you overdo it.

The High

Expect a quick hit behind the eyes followed by an uplifted, euphoric cruise. It’s a creative, hazy kind of high—ideal for music, art, gaming, or just mentally wandering. The body stays loose while your brain rides a little rollercoaster through daydream land.

Great for afternoons or early evenings when you want something strong but not totally immobilizing.

Final Take

Liquid Imagination is a standout pick if you want a hybrid that checks every box: potency, flavor, bag appeal, and value. The 28g bag makes it a solid pick for frequent users or those stocking up, and the terp combo gives it both taste and complexity.

Strain Review: Gary Satan

by Sixty Six Sins – 3.5g Bag

With a name like Gary Satan, you already know this one isn’t pulling punches. Coming in from Sixty Six Sins, this 3.5g pack is loud in both name and presence. The branding is bold, the bud is darker and danker, and the experience? Let’s just say it lives up to its devilish title.

Bag Appeal & First Sniff

The moment you crack the seal, you’re hit with that unmistakable nose: gas, funk, and a bit of something earthy-sweet tucked underneath. The buds are dense, dark, and crystal-heavy, leaning into that purple-tinged, almost gothic look that connoisseurs chase. Toss in the included humidity pack and it’s clear this producer knows how to treat their flower right.

What’s on the Label

• THC: 27.2%

• CBD: <1%

• Total Terpenes: 3.58%

• Format: 3.5g Whole Flower

Solid numbers all around. THC lands high enough to satisfy experienced users, and the terpene load gives you that layered flavor and effect profile cannabis nerds appreciate.

How It Feels

This is an indica that doesn’t just sit you down—it holds you there. Expect a slow-building, heavy-handed high that starts in the head and slides all the way down to your limbs. It’s introspective, couch-friendly, and best enjoyed when you’ve got nowhere to be.

Whether you’re vibing with music, watching something weird, or just sinking into the void with snacks in reach, Gary Satan delivers the kind of ride that lets you zone out and stay there.

Final Word

Gary Satan isn’t for the faint of heart—or lightweights. This one’s got attitude, depth, and a solid hit of sedation. It’s a great choice for winding down the day or just zoning out hard with something immersive. Not your everyday puff… but absolutely worth a place in your stash when you’re chasing that rich, gas-forward nightcap.

Add-On:

I picked this up again. It was 1 giant bud. 3.56 g. 

Strain Review: El Jefe by LowKey (MTL Cannabis) – 7g Bag

El Jefe rolls up with some serious presence. Packaged in a bright orange pouch that practically yells open me, this indica from MTL Cannabis doesn’t just talk the talk—it delivers the kind of heavyweight effects that seasoned smokers look for.

First Impressions

Crack the seal and you’re hit with that classic funky mix of earth, pine, and a little sweet spice. The buds are chunky, sticky, and frosted over like they’ve been dipped in powdered sugar. This is the kind of flower that gets your fingers messy in the best way. Bonus points for the humidity pack inside—always nice to see a producer caring about freshness.

What’s Inside

• THC: 32.6%

• CBD: under 0.5%

• Terpenes: 3.86%

With numbers like that, El Jefe isn’t playing around. It lands firmly in the high-potency zone, so beginners might want to ease in gently. For experienced smokers, this is a top-shelf knockout.

How It Hits

El Jefe leans hard into its indica roots. Expect a strong body buzz that creeps in fast and doesn’t let go. It’s the kind of strain that makes the couch feel like quicksand in the best possible way. The head high kicks off with a nice floaty calm before the full-body melt takes over.

Perfect for unwinding after a long day, killing stress, or zoning out with a movie. It’s not going to boost your productivity, but it will help you forget about your to-do list.

Final Thoughts

El Jefe is a heavy-hitter with solid flavor, loud aroma, and effects that stick. It’s priced well in the 7g format, especially if you’re someone who likes to re-up a little less often. Between the strong terp profile and that face-melting THC level, this one’s got serious staying power. Definitely worth keeping in the rotation.

67 Sins Artisan Craft – Cap Junky Review

Okay, the buds are beautifully trimmed. You can tell a lot of care went into this, and it shows. Man, I’ve been a fan of 67 Sins for a while now, and they keep delivering some of the best-looking and smelling cannabis out there.

First Impressions

The moment I cracked open the bag, the smell hit me hard—pungent, loud, and exactly what I want from top-tier cannabis. You know when you can smell the quality before you even take a closer look? That’s this. It filled the room instantly, and I love that.

Appearance & Feel

These buds are absolutely caked in trichomes—we’re talking white, frosty, almost sparkling under the light. But beneath that, you still get those deep green hues peeking through, making it look as good as it smells. Dense, sticky, and perfect moisture content—it grinds up fluffy but still has that nice bit of resistance, which is exactly what I want.

Smoke & Flavor

Smooth as hell. No harshness, no weird chemical taste—just pure, clean, flavorful smoke. This is the kind of weed that you just sit back with and enjoy every pull. It burns evenly, and the taste actually stays consistent all the way through, which isn’t always the case with some strains.

Final Thoughts

Man, 67 Sins just gets it. Every time I pick up something from them, I know I’m getting top-shelf quality without paying ridiculous prices. You can see in the pictures—these buds are no joke. I even got a solid-sized one that was long and narrow, but still dense, not fluffy or wispy at all.

Final Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)

This is an easy re-buy for me. If you’re into craft cannabis that actually delivers on the hype, Cap Junky is a must-try.

Rating: ★★★★☆ (4/5)

I recently tried out Purple Octane 7g by Unit 15, and it definitely made an impression. Here’s a breakdown of my experience:

Overview
Purple Octane stands out with its eye-catching presentation and well-balanced effects. This 7g bag is packed with premium buds that are as visually appealing as they are potent.

Appearance
The buds showcase a vibrant purple hue that immediately signals quality. They’re dense and generously coated with trichomes, giving them a frosty, almost glowing look. The cultivation and curing process is clearly top-notch, resulting in a product that not only looks great but also promises quality.

Aroma & Flavour
The aroma is truly one of Purple Octane’s highlights. On first sniff, a robust, earthy scent dominates, evoking the rich, organic character of freshly turned soil. This earthy base is beautifully complemented by subtle hints of sweet berry and a whisper of pine, creating a complex and inviting bouquet. As you take a puff, these aromas transform into a layered flavour profile. The initial inhale bursts with ripe grape and citrus notes that gradually give way to a smooth, lingering sweetness on the exhale. Each draw seems to reveal new nuances, making the flavour journey continually engaging.

Effects
Purple Octane delivers a balanced high. It starts with a clear cerebral rush that sparks creativity and lifts the mood. As the high progresses, you experience a gentle body relaxation that is both soothing and grounding without leaving you too sedated. This makes it a versatile choice whether you’re socializing, engaging in creative projects, or just winding down.

Overall Experience
Purple Octane 7g by Unit 15 offers a premium cannabis experience—from its striking appearance to its complex flavour profile and well-rounded effects. If you’re looking for a strain that delivers both visual appeal and an enjoyable high, this one is definitely worth checking out. The terps were very strong and once this bag was opened it took over the room.